Apparently, I am immortal.

I know this because my daddy keeps making me flush out the enemies that are hiding. He also sends me over to hold one steady while he shoots at them… I mean us. With that minigun he picked up from the crashed Vertibird, it’s pretty much always us. When you’re the bait dog, spray-n-pray stings like a mother fucker.

But… I’m immortal… good to know.

I am Immortal.

On our way to Concord my daddy bought me a red bandanna from a guy just walking around the street. I like my red bandanna. Now I just need a frisbee. We also ran into a couple of guys who were cooking something. I barked at my daddy to warn him of danger close by but he just kept walking towards them; our conversations frustratingly flow in only one direction. As a result of his curiosity, I had to tangle with a Radscorpion who attacked the guys. I got the shit beat out of me but after Daddy took care of the Radscorpion, he saw that I was injured and shot me up with a Stimpack. Those things are amazing but I think it was also the last one I’ll ever get.

While I was tangling with the Deathclaw in Concord, my daddy also discovered that I am immortal… and that I can heal myself.

So now I’m totally fucked.